24 May 2012

Which gender is more evil?

I used to operate an ask me a question policy a few years ago and I had a few good suggestions. I published the results on an old blog that no longer exists for many, many fine reasons, but I thought I'd republish some of the better questions on this blog.

So, on to today's topic, more logic you cannot fault. Boy this is going to cause some friction.

As we know, women require large amount of time and money.
women   =   time   x   money

Since we know time is money.
time    =   money

Therefore...
women   =   money   x   money
women   =   money2


We know that money is the root of all evil
money   =   √ all evil 

So...
money2  =   all evil

Therefore we are forced to conclude...
women   =   all evil


But wait, it gets better, what about men?

First off we state that men require time, money, women and sex. (possibly sexist I appreciate, but lets just go with it for now)
men    =   time   x   money   x   women   x   sex

Since we know time is money.
time   =   money

Therefore...
men    =   money   x   money   x   women   x   sex
men    =   money2  x   women   x   sex


For most men, women are the best source of sex.
women  =   sex

Substituting into our master formula.
men    =   money2   x   women   x   women
men    =   money2   x   women2


We know that money is the root of all evil
money  =   √ all evil 

So...
money2 =   evil

Therefore...
men    =   evil   x   women2

And since we have already proven that women are evil.
women  =   evil

Therefore we are forced to conclude that men are very evil...
men    =   evil   x   evil2
men    =   evil3


So I received some more proof (from a woman) that also showed...

We have proven that women are evil.
women  =   evil

And since women are a source of sex.
women  =   sex

A women has just proven that they do believe...
sex    =   evil

Oh, but we're not done yet...

Women think masturbation is evil.(well, thats what they say)
masturbation   =   evil

And since men are very evil.
men   =   evil3

We seem to have just proven that men are all a bunch of wankers...
men   =   masturbation3

Doh!

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