25 Jun 2013

How much wood...

I have been waiting for someone to ask me this for a while.

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Well obviously the answer is "A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

Or in fact, since the woodchuck is the same animal as the groundhog, could we not instead ask: how much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog would hog ground.

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